Bert the Conqueror: Season 3

Walk on Water

21min - Bert pays a visit to an old foe at Gloucester's Greasy Pole contest before he heads up the coast to another Northeast competition. He attempts to literally walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.

The Big Cheese

21min - Bert rides in a summer bobsleigh on wheels, bungee jumps from a bridge over the Cheakamus River and runs a mad dash race down a hill in the annual cheese roll race at the Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival.

Mind-Blowing Michigan

41min - Bert tackles Michigan's best thrills, including jetblading, riding sand dunes, and wooden coasters. His journey ends outside Detroit, where Bert visits a collection of daring, homemade, backyard thrills at the 'Abusement Park.'

Bringing Home the Bacon

41min - Bert enjoys thrill rides, roadside attractions and hanging with monkeys and mermaids in his home state of Florida. His journey ends at the Greased Pig contest, where he chases a greasy, muddy pig and the winner gets to keep it.

Colorado Canyon Swing

21min - Bert faces his fear of heights by strapping into Colorado's highest thrill rides, including Denver's tallest roller coaster, a Skycoaster swinging 1,200 feet above a river and a one-of-a-kind aerial dive through a 200-foot canyon.

Bert and Gurney

20min - Bert visits the Tri-State Area for a wild tour of the region's most extreme attractions. After suffering a freak injury on a waterslide, can Bert come back in time to conquer a 5K full of inflatable obstacles?

Seeing Red

41min - Bert journeys up the West Coast en route to the great Seattle Tomato Battle, where combatants fling 15 tons of tomatoes at each other inside a confined space. Will Bert survive the onslaught of flying tomatoes?

Midwest Mud Fest

42min - Bert journeys through America's Midwest, seeking out the region's biggest thrills including a high-anxiety haunted house and a wild ATV race at the Eagle Mountain Mud Run.

Bert's Biggest Splash

21min - Bert finds extreme thrills in Ohio. First, he rides the world's tallest, fastest, and longest wing coaster, and then he flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, hoping to make the biggest splash at a summer camp of teenagers.

Running of the Balls

21min - Bert takes a road trip through Kentucky and Tennessee, riding America's tallest free body water slide and competing in the Running of the Balls, an extreme event where runners are chased down a hill by a colossal plastic ball.

Beta Test

41min - Bert pays a visit to a ride-testing site in Utah, using himself a human guinea pig and strapping into tomorrow's best and boldest rides. Before that, he heads to Georgia's Tank Town USA to crush cars in a military-grade tank.

Friday Night Heights

41min - On a thrilling Texas trip, Bert faces fierce boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions, enters a Bonnie Knees contest, rides a unique shuttle coaster and battles his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.

Friday Night Heights

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