Get a Life

Terror on the Hell Loop 2000

23min - Chris talks his best friend Larry into taking the day off from his job so they can go to the amusement park and ride the new Hell Loop 2000, a 360-degree looped rollercoaster.

The Prettiest Week of My Life

23min - Chris decides to enter the exciting world of male modeling when he joins the Handsome Boy School of Modeling. Brian Doyle-Murray guest stars as Ted Bains.

Dadicus

23min - Chris convinces his father to accompany him to the father-son competition at the annual newspaper boy picnic. James Hampton guest stars.

A Family Affair

23min - Sharon's sister comes to visit and she is taken with Chris' charm, much to Sharon's chagrin.

Pile of Death

23min - In order to raise money to help save his childhood playground, Chris attempts to set a world record by having the most things piled on top of him.

Paperboy 2000

23min - Chris and the other paper boys lose their jobs when the newspaper replaces them with the Paperboy 2000, a gigantic paper-delivering robotic vehicle.

Drivers License

23min - Chris becomes infatuated with a new waitress at the local diner (Anastasia Barzee) and wants to take her out on a date, but she'll only go if he takes her on a drive around town.

The Sitting

23min - Chris becomes a house sitter in an old Victorian house that appears to be haunted.

Bored Straight

23min - While delivering papers in the bad side of town, Chris meets a group of young hoodlums and he decides to "take back the streets" by helping the kids.

Bored Straight

Zoo Animals on Wheels

23min - Much to Sharon's dismay, Chris auditions for and gets the lead part in a local community theatre production of Andrew Todd Keller's musical "Zoo Animals on Wheels".

Zoo Animals on Wheels

Roots

23min - Chris finds evidence that makes him think he is adopted, so he sets off to find his natural parents, an Amish couple.

The Counterfeit Watch Story

23min - Chris goes to work for the police in a sting operation after he buys a counterfeit watch, the Chronosynch 2000.

Chris vs. Donald

23min - At the annual Peterson family reunion, Chris is still struggling to get out from under the shadow of his more successful cousin Donald (Jackie Earle Haley).

Chris Wins a Celebrity

23min - Chris wins a contest, where his favorite talk show host will spend a weekend at his place. The squalor of the Elliott residence makes the host try to get out of the contest.

Houseboy 2000

23min - After destroying her kitchen, Chris becomes Sharon's slave to work off the $2,000 in damage.

Married

23min - In the span of one day, Chris meets his soulmate (Deborah Shelton), marries her and goes through an entire relationship with her.

Camping 2000

23min - Chris and Larry join Chris' dad Fred on a camping trip. When Fred manages to lose them, the hungry boys eat some berries that cause them to hallucinate.

The Construction Worker Show

23min - Chris becomes a construction worker with the men who are renovating his parents kitchen. When they tell him one of their trade secrets, Chris has a problem with their dishonesty.

The Big City

23min - During a visit to "The Big City" (somehow set in the 1930s or 1950s) that resembles New York City, Chris believes his wallet was stolen after he was slipped a "mickey".

The Big City

Neptune 2000

23min - When Chris was 12 he got a job as a paperboy so he could buy a submarine from an ad in the back of a comic book.

The One Where Chris and Larry Switch Lives

23min - After stealing an arrowhead from an Indian burial ground, Chris and Larry become cursed and wind up switching lives.

Psychic 2000

23min - Chris has a near-death experience after choking on cereal and is endowed with prescience. However he becomes worried when one of his visions is of Sharon being murdered.