If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Movie (2025): Where to watch and stream online

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

2025, Movie, 1h 53min

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Reviews

Critic Debut

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The concept of giving up is Linda’s only lifeline, and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a stunning, brutal manifestation of these ugly instincts—instincts as natural as the impulse to bear children.

Read full review at The A.V. Club

Critic Natalia Keogan

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...an anxious and surreal portrait of maternal pressures.

Read full review at Paste Magazine

Critic Marshall Shaffer

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A go-for-broke Rose Byrne proves anxiety is a mother.

Read full review at Slant Magazine

Critic Benjamin Lee

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Rose Byrne is a knockout in anxious dark comedy

Read full review at The Guardian

Critic Gregory Ellwood

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This is top-tier filmmaking, everyone.

Read full review at The Playlist

Critic Cortlyn Kelly

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...is about the unraveling, the unbecoming of Linda, a wry, worn-down mother and therapist played magnificently and unflinchingly by Rose Byrne.

Read full review at Roger Ebert

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In "If I Had Legs I’d Kick You," Linda's reality spirals as she struggles with overwhelming challenges. Her child's mysterious illness becomes a heavy burden while her husband remains distant, lost at sea. A missing person adds to the chaos, complicating her already strained life. As tensions rise with her therapist, Linda battles feelings of isolation and despair. This poignant blend of drama and dark comedy explores resilience in the face of adversity. Audiences will find themselves captivated by Linda's journey through turmoil and hope amidst the chaos surrounding her.

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When was If I Had Legs I’d Kick You released in theaters? Toggle content

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You was released in theaters on October 24, 2025.