War Machine

...Netflix has paid – and a fairly substantial amount, by the look of things – to see what happens if you artificially inseminate Predator with Hideo Kojima’s Metal Gear video games

I guess “War Man vs. War Machine” is technically more apt, if worse.

...has just enough spark here and there when the action dials up and the fodder flies to push it into decent streaming movie territory.

...this is an unapologetic ode to those straight-to-video sci-fis that once dotted the shelves of Blockbuster stores across the land, only with a meatier budget and a similarly strapping star.

Steel yourself like 81 and enjoy the ride.