War Machine

...everything here just about serviceable for the moment yet never memorable enough for the moment after.

...this is an unapologetic ode to those straight-to-video sci-fis that once dotted the shelves of Blockbuster stores across the land, only with a meatier budget and a similarly strapping star.

...has just enough spark here and there when the action dials up and the fodder flies to push it into decent streaming movie territory.

...Netflix has paid – and a fairly substantial amount, by the look of things – to see what happens if you artificially inseminate Predator with Hideo Kojima’s Metal Gear video games

I guess “War Man vs. War Machine” is technically more apt, if worse.